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Miss j at anne lake
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Fish and chips part 2

Miss j went out to anne lake with may and kate taking their fishing rods and lunch and when they got there . They made rafe and padded out on the lake . It was nic , good clean morring for fising the birds are singing and the grass is growing...
But spcialiyt the fish are jumping so miss j , may and kate cashed out they lines out in the lake and waited for a bag bite, hours passed by ..... Every one got a big fish excpt miss j . Some more hurs passed by and miss j still did't get any fish and it was getting drack and so miss j told may and kat to paddle back to the shore when they got close to the shore . Miss j got a bite! Quicky miss j reels the fish in . The fish was big and a good firer , may got ready with the net kate got a box for the fish , for an hour miss had a hard time reeling in the fish . Soon the fish gaved up and miss j retreed it in . My scooped the fish up with the net and pit in box with the other fishes . Then they padded back to the shore line got off and the fishing equipment and the box of fish to the car as they was putting the stuff in the car and got in the car ..
The fish and game warden came up with his " pick - me -up "( of a pick -up truck as you may call it) and stop and got of his puck -up and walked over to miss j and siad "let me see your fishes ladies "
" why?" asked miss j as she open the box of fish
"to see the tags" he said
" oh !.. I see " said miss j . So the game waden looked at all the fishes that wes in the box . Then he tood out miss j's fish the he tooked out his knvife and tooked off the tail tag. . Then he put the tag in his coat the he wated the fish the wrote something in his note rad . Then hand the fish and som e pace of paper to miss and sais " you had won this bis fish praze" then he got in his pick -up and dove away! Laeving everone baffed speciaiy miss j .
At home miss j was wating for quiet and art at the driveway. As they pulled up miss asked art and quiet if they got any fish to day ?
" oh yeh !" said broth then " here the fish ... And ... Some chips !" then hander her box frash cooked fish and chips!
The miss j got angry and yell " wher is the trout ? You tow bumd bells!"
"still in the lake!" said quit
"oh veey funny !" said miss j" tomrror you tow is going back out one the and get some trout !"
Then she his hit quiet with the box of fish and the turn way from them and went to her tent tho have some real fish and real chips!

Quiet's new bugle!

Quiet bought a new a new bugle today .
He just hardly can wait to try it out . So he waited until dawn. Bur that was a mistake ! Why?, see art had stayed up all that night watcing tv and he was going to sleep in.
So at 5:00 the next day quiet got up out of his bed and stood outside of his van and started to play at first ,but noone had head him . The bugle was too soft quiet hates soft bugles so he played harded!" BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" , THAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" then quiet head some it was art.
Art yelled to quiet " be quiet !- ,quiet ! But he didn't care that his second mistake! The he blew again! "BAAAAAAAAAA -THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" then art came stopping over to quiet grab his bugle the trew it on the ground and start to stomp on it!
"there!" said art " now i can get some sleep!" then art walked away.
Quiet picked up his bugle and yelled to art " thanks for fixing my bugle!"
Then he started to play.
Do you think that quiet had ever leared any thing from all of this about not to play his bugle at 5:00 in the morring?
Nope ! He never did !

A halpful day

Miss j was down at the lake looking at flock of crows. After that miss j walked to cookhouse. On the way over miss j saw a buck in the trees by the road.
At the cookhouse miss j lified the latch off of the notch and wakled in on each of the shelves there were some pots and pans. Miss j walked over to the ice box to get a can of peach.
As miss j opened the ice box. She saw a midget trying to put up his tent he was using a useness gadget for putting up his tent , then he tried to change his tent to a tree . Then the midget gave. Up ,sat down and started to throw pebbles at the garbage can.
Miss j waked over to the man and asked him if he needed any help.
" yes , i do." said the man in a humble voice as he stood up " it's like putting a tent in the jungle!"
Then the midget put on his goggles and said " let's go to work!"
Miss and the midget started to giggle as they put up the tent . After they put up the tent . They went over to the cookhouse to have some noodles. Then after that .. They went for a candle light walk.
********* the moral of yhe story is ***********
********* " you always need two , to handle ***
********* a big job!" ************************
An ambush that went bad!
There's nothing is gonig on today. Down at the came ground . You might say ..
.. It's a newteal day . But bratea wants today to be prosrous with excitement! So bratea looked around and spotted ys and his spouse kate. Thay were going to devour a big lunch because they forgot to have breakfast today.
But they found out their mustard had gone bad!
In the hot sun st they hed to go to the freezer and get a new jar. This was a perfect opportunity for an ambush and a free lunch thought bratea as he wetched
As they got in ther tent so bratea took every preca8ution to not get cought in his own ambush. He snuck in to a big paper bag but fist he rejected the food he waited until the got back.
Then they got back and sat down bratea jumped out of the bag and sneered at them ya and kate did't panic they just stood there and laughed
Makeing bratea feeling embabrass!

Mr.o-mac's job

Mr.o-mac was the the fastest man in the meatshop . He was proud that his work was safer and quicker than the other workers. He had the safest record in the history of the shop . He was stonger than the other men. He alwas chose the heaviet piece of meat.
He was careful to cut in the right places. Soon the piece of beef became smaller.
Mr. O-mac was tied at niight. He felt satisied about a job well done . Even his boss felt satisiied about me o- mac .but one day mr.o -mac's boss felt it was thie to retire mr. O-mac by buying a robot to replace him. But first he wanted to test the robot so he took it to me. O-mac for him to train to cut the meat just like mr. O-mac .
"train this robot well becaause he willthae over when you retire some day said mr.o-mac's boss to mr.o-mac.
" ok i'll do my best." said mr. O-mac as her took the robot to the room where the meat was kept.
"heren do what i do ." said mr. O-mac to the robot . So me. O-mac and the robot went to work . The robot did what mr.o-mac had done but he couldn't keep up to me. O-mac . So the robot left me.o-mac and went to mr.o-mac's boss.
"i give up, he is too fast and good for me ." saod the robot to mr.o-mac's boss "i'm going home !" . Then the robot went home. So mr.o-mac's boss went to me. O-mac and saib" well ... Meomac you are the best man i have , so the next time i think of retireing you . I wlll think again." then he left leaving mr.o-mac thinging that his job was the most exciting in the wolrd.

"to the moon!"

Bratea wannted to go to the moon to get some green cheece.
So one day bratea got a big firecracker and pu it under a gabage can then beatae clambed in it and lighted the fuse and coosed the lid and waited..... B - O - O - M - ! Brate wennt up !In the blue and sale right into the cookhouse's roof.
C A S R H ! And landed rith on a table with miss j's lunch on it. Brateaq clambed out of the can and said "i'm on the moon!" then he jump up and dowm . He was happy. But not for long... Miss j just waled in and saw bratea and the big mess he had made.then breatea turn and said to miss j " why are you ! Doing on the moon?"
"moon" said a now mad miss j ponting at the door " you are on my lunch !, now get off the table and get out of here!"
" ok !" said bratea as he walked out thr door" but! You'll be sorry if i get to the moon!"

Ironing day

Jane was ironing her new dress when the phone . So she went over promptly and answened it. So she dropped the iron and it statrted to scorch the new deess.
When jene smelled the scorchhing of the iron she made a hasy reteart back to the irining boad. She picked up the iron put ..she burned her foner. So she dropped the inon and went to get something to soothe the pain and fefrain hersele from saying "!*&^%$#%$@$#%$#<?>":+_+-=-~~`" .
Afteer jane soothed the pain in her finger . She resumed her ironing . While jane was ironing may was watching her and feeling symfathetie. She went out to the store and bougt a new dress for jane.
Meanwhile , jane burned her finger again . She got mad at the iron and tried to thow it uot thw window but june stopped her. Then she gave jane a nareotic to soothe the pain . June asked why jane was so mad . Jane answered back "i scorched my new dress and i can't take it back to redeen my money!"
Then may walked in with a big bag. Jane asked her" what's in the bag?"
"your ne dress!" said may
So jane put on her new dress . Then both of them helpped jane with rest of her ironing . And rhet sang in harmony all day long..

The good cook

Miss j is a gook cook. She likes to cook when she has the time. The stove she used is a wood stove , it a big one. And it is in the cookhouse.
Art loves miss j's cooking too. He come to see her went he is hungry , but art is not the only one who like her cooking so do quiet,may jane, kate ,dan, bratea ,sam ect.....
They come to see her too when they are hungry . All or them thank her for the good food ." we just love your cooking ." they always sais that but when the food is really good they say this "i's make us happy to have you as a cook." but when art thanks miss j for the cooking he always siad this " i just love your cooking you always fill me up !" and like always miss thinks him with a kiss.

In the museum with miss j

Miss j rarely goes to an exhibit.
But not today ! She is going to see a reptite exhibit at the museum.and art went with her but.. Bratea would like to come too no miss j saon no to hin because they forbid chickens in there.
So .. Miss j and art went to town but prior to that bratea had sneaked into miss j's car on the outside of the museum, miss j and got the car and proceede in to the front door. Once they was inside of the museum. Brattea got out of the car and went in bratea took precoution when in the door.
At the reptile exhibit , miss j head an awful sound . She got scard and embraced art.
"there must be some logic behind all of this ....mmmm ....because reptitli exhibits don't make sounds!" said art
Then! , art saw a parial chicken leg behind one of the exhibit and extracted the source of the sound.
It was bratea ! And he was humming a tune.
So art grab brattea's leg and dragged hin over to miss j .
Went art emerged with bratea from the behing of the exhibit.
Missj went over to him and embraced him then miss j saw how is behind all of this and siad "you are ever valiant - thanks!"
Then she kiss art ,then they went home.

Kate & bonnie and the monach!


Kate and bonnie went to see the monarch when he was visting the yukon .they wanted to see if the monarch was a miserly person like the one in farly tales . Despite being exhusted from seeing the town , the monarch let kate and boonie up to see him.
Exhausted from the climb up the stairway to his rom the monorch still let kat and bonnie reast on his lap . But the reas got disrutter by the fire bell when off. The detaved raridly from the room and went down the stairway. But hale wat down , the fire and the smoke made the feeble. So they ceased going down the stairs and went back up to the nearest flook but om the way up... The momarch got heat rach.
The reas had made the moarh weak and so kete and bonnei wnet streght down on the rickety stairs . Out there united the monarch with his groud and took then to the hospital when they all recover the monrch thanked the kate and bonnie and gived then a medal for braeing.
At the gym

Always on mondays mr. And ms. O-mac to their work out they woek out at super yt's gym . Mr.o-mac always heads off to the universal gym
Little does he know today it is out of order . So mr.o-mac pulled on it , slowly the weight moved up, but just then the rope snapped and wrapped a round him.
Then on the other side of the gym, miss j and were trying to move the weight. She was quiet's suoders as them a foot hols . So she coulld get some hold on it.
Meanwhile ya and kate were on thedmill ya running on it he is working very hard on it. Kate is helping him by tempting him with his favourite fooe --- an ice crean sunday! And at the other side of the gym. Mso- mac is looking in the full view mirror she thinks to heself, each time she go. To her work out -- she just can't look like everone else.
All of them were so busy working out . None had noticed that super yt was lifing up all the weights in the gym but the weights were so hevt , he went thought the for with them.
In othes words it was a normal day at everyone's favourite gym.

Miss j and the outlaw

(note : this story is befor any one who know the gold ram past was)
One day a juvenile boy wanted to be an outlaw just like in the moves and tv
In no time at all he started to rob banks and people started to call him an outlaw all over the town people put illustrated posters of the outlaw . Several bankers in town even put up enormous sum of money to promote the carture of the outlaw.
Many peole started to look for the culprit, but verey, very soon they gaved up but , not for , like miss j insisted on finding the outlaw. So miss j thougt up a way to make the outlaw disclose his hisout . She knows very soon he will run out of food and try.to look for some , or stay in his hideout and become undernourished so! Miss j made a fake dister by over turing a food truck.
"i hope takes the bait!" said miss j
"yes!"siad art" i hope this isn't too excessive of a trap!"
So they toiled over the trap trying to it look real . Son the outlaw blundered in to the trap.
Meanwhile ....... Miss j art susided into the tall gress and sneak up on the outlaw .soon the outlaw is quite vain about what he had accomplished today.
He was looking up in the sky and feeling so ,good he didn't see where he was going . Then miss j and art jumped up from the tall grass and scared the outlaw leaving him so huch in a daze , he dropped the food and ran back to the over turned truck.
At that moment , miss j forgot to exemrpt art in the removing of stones on theroad . So it can make the trap safe. But . So the outlaw ran so fast that he tripped over a stone knoking him out cold!
"i hope he is not seriosly mained by our trap!" said art as he ran to tie him up.
Afrer they took the out law to the law .miss j said to art as they drove home. " i hope he can camprehended that being an outlaw is not always like on tv"
Then fan

Bretea has the potential to be a menace when miss j is around .
Miss j was at the library's morgue looking at some old books. Miss j was so preoccupied with the books she didn't see bratea and miss me walked in the door. Bratea and miss me walked over to the new red velvet upholstery on the sofa and started to jump on it. Miss j showed indifferece to what they where doing . She just sat there and read.
Then bratea saw some buttons on the wall by miss j. He went over to then and pused a blue verticl button . The fan went on over miss j's head . The fan made a small breeze. This didn't annoy her, then bratea pushed the green button and started a great powerful breeze . It blew all her books off the table and on to the floor . Miss j wasn't complacent at all.
Miss j looked around and saw bratea and miss me on the bookshlf carelessly dropping books on the libary's cat. So miss j went up bratea and miss me and said " you two are not using this library right . You are playing carelessly with the fan and the books."
Then bratea felt sorry and gave his proimse not to fool around in the library any more. Then bratea used the ladder to put all the books back on the shelf . Then bratea went home with miss me . Soon he will forget this lesson about the library and start all over again.

The orange

Quiet was walking down the road humming a tune. He was heading down to the beach. Feling impish, quiet took his baseball bat . On the way over to the beach, quiet stopped at miss j's tent stooping low. Quiet walked aroud the tent behind miss j . She was peeling an orange then put it in a bowl , then she went gathering some wood for the stove. Quiet watched until miss j was out of view.
Then he took some water and poured it into the bowl. Then he mushed up the orange until it looked like watery soup.
When miss j got back and saw what had happened to her orange she said " who is the joker who did this !" then miss j saw brush by the stony path.
So miss j chased him down path yelling " that is the most ungratful thing you have done so far this year!"
Then quiet saw a sizable garbage to hine in.
So he got in and closed the lid . Then miss j zoomed by saying " come back you wasteful nut!" .
When missj was going . Quiet got out of the can and strted to walk to his van. When he heard a tuneful humming behing him.
It was bratea . He was hurrying down the path carrying a bag . Bratea stopped and said to quiet " why are you worred for? Don't answer me , i know " i got a orange for you!" then he gave quiet an orange ,then he herried off.
" isn't that nice" said quiet to himself " i'll give this orange to miss j ."
So quiet sneek over to misss j's tent and put the orange in the bowl then went off.
Then miss j came and saw the orange in the bowl.
Then miss j said " this must be my luck day!" next she heard a glroious hummging hind her. Miss j turned around and saw bratea with a bag.
Bratea look at miss j and sad " you look happy why? Don't tell me! I know " i got a orange for you!" then he gave miss j an orange , then he hurrird off to ya's tent.
" well, this must be my lucky day !" said miss j " two oranges !!. Now i can have my luch!" so miss j bsat down and had her lunch.

Kate's dream
Kate had a dream last night . So told miss j all about ti.
"you see .. Miss j " said kate as she was sitting down for luch. " in this dream i had i was walking in a strnge land with a lot of tall red trees with orange leaves and tall green plants with big blue flowers. Then i saw something odd."
"yes go on ," said miss j as she poured some coffee in late's cup " what did you do?"
" well ,,, i went over to take a lookn" said kate as she went on. "i sneaked behind a tree . From there i loooked out to this open field."
Yes , what did you see?" asked miss j as she put some milk in katk's coffee " i saw an army of snails . They was ready to eat my ship,"said kate ," so there was only one thing to do!"
"oh whst was that ?" asked miss j
I ran past the snail to my ship" added kate " i got there in the nick of time for the take -off , as i was taking off from this strange land , the snailsw went back to the trees!"
"yes ,what happen next?" said miss j
"that dumb nut bratea woke me up with his yelling!" said kate getting up from the table.
" oh what was he yelling?" said miss j
"it's six a.m time to feed your snails quiet!"
On December of 1987 it was the poem called the ocean and the sea poem that you all read had read. It's been my last pace of that got published until 1994


THE YEAR OF CHANGEING MISS J AND THE AM
PART TWO 1986-1992


In 1989 I moved back to my fliny and moved down south. But as I got there slowly things got bad for me getting picked more and more. More them ever before in my life! Much time I want to leave everything behind and run a way from it all. But I didn't because of miss j .men times I want to end it all and come close of doing it to a few times. But miss j and the was there for me doing that ruff part of my life. I still draw and draw and did the old stoiys
Here ther following story i wrote at this time i did tpyed then on a computer but on 1947 tiper and the last tow done on sentills i hopring some day i can put then on a computer now on computer i took me 11 year of waiting to do next part here so here they are ..

Beer cans

Miss j and her bad like to collect old beer cans .on the side of the road . So there can have some extras for fun thing like goning to the moives so one day miss j had a contest to see who gets the most cans . Siss j asked dan,breatea, quiet ,my and art to help .and there did just that.
Soon... They had collected 28,744,300,000 cans
In one week time them they put all the cans in the back of ya rig .so miss j asked them how many each of them collected the most can everyone did knen hoh much except bratea (and he was's not to sure all he the he coleced the most)
So miss j went to bettey for her betty knew just what to do she made a pie graph on her computer .
Then waited for the print out



Beer cans totle = 28744300000

Whan the computer was finsh . Miss j look at the print out .
Now she knew who had collected the most cant it was bratea ! So miis j thank batty fot the help and went and told everyone the news.

When miss j got home she got eveeryone and siad to thin in a very happy voice
"beatea had collected 9,988,747,744 cans that maded him the winer of my contest. "everry one cheerd and chappped. Andd named bratea "beer can king" and took him to town for night of fun at the moives....

The folling is the only miss j and the am play i done so far.
Called..

Tea for me
And tea for you
( a play by miss J)

Casting
Miss me , quirt miss j
And art (he's the one telling the story)
Also you head miss me sing the tea song

Art:
Tea for you,
Tea for me
Humming miss me as she
Clamed up the hill to jion the band.
They was going to siding on the hill with they's
Sleighs.
At the top . Miss j saw miss me comeing
To her and said to her in a very harry voice as
She got off her sleigh.

Miss j :

Hi ! Miss me! I see you are going to
Come down with us.
Art:
Miss me stoped and looked
At miss j and said in
Nice voice.
Miss me:
Yes miss j... See i even
Got a old box that i can
Go down with
(she hold up a old fated out box a front of miss j's face)
It's got wax on it!
So i can go
(she put her hand on the box to show miss j the side of the box had the wax on)
Miss j:
Oh, i see , but what type of
Box is that miss me ?

Miss me :
This ? It is an old tea box!

Art:
Then quiet came up to then
With his new sleigh.
He just went down the hill
With art , y.a kate, go and may
And come to tell his sister sonething

Quiet( yelling):
Hey!... Miss j where are you ?"

Missj:
With miss me..

( looking at quiet with a unhappy face)
Why do you ask ?

Quiet :
Because,, we going to have a race,
Down the hill to may's bus for
Tea and donuts and the
Winner will get all the
Tea and donuts they wents!

Miss me :
Wow!.... Let's go !

( running to the line of slleighs.)
I just love tea and donuts!

Miss j:
That's nice,
Quiet, i'llbe glad
To be in this race of yours.

Art:
So miss j and quiet went to join the others .
Then they started to go down the hill.
As miss me went down .
She picked up sreed!
Why?
That ols tea box of miss me
Was light and had a lot of
Wax .more wax then all the sleighs this
Made her happy .
She started to sing...
Miss me :
Tea for me,
And
Tea for you
We love tea.
And..
Tea loves us.
Tea is nice for,
Us ,to drink all
Day
Oh, tea for me
And
Oh, tea for you,
Theis is tea ror
Us when the day,
Is over!


Art:
When miss me fined the song she was at may's bus . She had got there befor everone and guass whay?! She won! That mad her happy ,so herry that she sang all day and drinking tea and eating donuts!

"bill
V.s
Coffee
Of..
When bill makes
His 1th cup of
Coffee!!"
Miss lorrine askd bill one day to make some coffee why? She was going shopping foe a new set of coffee cups.
But miss lorrine didn't knew that bill never made a pot of coff in his life so when miss lorrine went shopping . As she was out bill looked in all the cookbooks in the house . Bid he find any ? Nope! There's no , recipes for a pot of coffee .only for coffee cake
So bill tooked the rcipe to the kitchen. Then he got the thing that he need to make coffee cake.then bill mixed alll the things in a big bowl and poured the mixer in into miss lorrine's new coffee pot and pugged it in.
Then he waited and waied , he sat on a chiar an waited some more then, miss lorrine walked in and said " is the coffee is done yet?"
Bill looked at the pot of coffee it had started to boil
"yes.." said " the coffee is ready!"
"good!" said miss lorrine " bring me a cup."
So bill did...
Miss lorrine took a sip , then looked at the cup of coffee then said to bill " what's is this ,,,, this not coffe!!"
"yes it is : said bill slowly he holed up the recipe for coffee cake " say right here the coffee cake is good as coffee."
" you ..sillly ...duck!" said miss lorrine as she put down the cup then she took bill to the kitchen
"see you made coffeee cake , next time just boil a pot of water and get this jar of instant coffee!"
" oh...? Tat's how" said bill a joyful voice " here ..let me try again!"
So , miss lorrine let bill to do it over again.
And the time.. Bill done it right and miss lorrine
Like it and had coffee all day long with bill.

Car No :10 !

George was sleeping . He we watching the car reaces on t.v.
Befor he wend to bed.
And had a dream about the race he saw it went like this...

My cay was NO:10 it was a red and green 1976 ford /i climebed in to the car and diived it to the starting line and waited for the race to start . Soon other cars started to show up the starting ling and parked beside of me and behind of me .
Then the race had started and off we want sreeing down the road . It was a good race. I was ahead , of everyone . Then, bump.. Bump .. Ther's was a car right behind of me and he was trying to knock me off the road , bump.. Bump the car kepled on om bumping me.
So i tried to go ahead of that car but crash! That car had camr to my back dook and still was bumping me off the trake and inti the wall. Then!, i saw the finsh line " so i put foot to the pedal and foooded it and zoomed off right to the finsh line with the other car close behing me eating my dust.

I had won the race . But .. As i went up to get my prize and a kiss from a nice looking girl.. Ring ! ...
Ring! ... My clock went off .
I got up and went to scool . And when i go back to bed tonight i will finsh the dream.


Bill and the
Diving board !


Miss lorrin tooked her frined's pet bill the duck .
So she can have someone to swim with but bill did 't want to swim
He wanted to go on the diving board.
So miss lorrin said " i just sit here at the end of the pool and watch you dive that if you do it right and if not you swim with me ok!"
Bill looked at miss lorrine with a happy look and said " ok .i'll try "
So bill did ,he climded up to the top of the diving board as he climed up he saw some divers diviiung off the diving board. Them he told himslf " i will do that just as they are doing like that and meybe miss lorring will like it " so at the top bill walked to the end of the diving board and yelled out lound to everone in the pool " LOOK!..AT ME! I'm going to jump!
Then bill step back anf started to run , then he jumped off the board and went straigt in the water head firsh.
When bill got out the water , miss lorrine siad as everyone in the pool clapped and cheered did , the next drive was better then the last one and everyone in the pool like it'
"say.. That was good dive ." said miss lorrine " keep on diving . I just sit here and watch you"
So bill did and miss lorrine sit there ai the pool all day at the pool and watch bill drive.

The ski hill

It was the nice winter day when miss j tooked art to the ski hill to some sking.
At the skl hill miss j went to ski shop to rent two pairs of skis. When she want back to art and as miss j was putting on her skis ary said to miss j " i seen bratea over by the ski lift went was gone."
"oh...." said miss j as she watced art put on his skis " i thought i told him to stay home because a ski hill is no place for a ckichen."
" LOOK !" said said art " some how he got a pair of skis and he's going up the ski lift."
"i see." said miss j looking at ay the ski lift " let's get him befor he dose something bad !"
So miss j and and art skied ovet to the ski lift when up at the top they looked for him . But he was't around so they went down the hill. At the on the way down they saw bratea he was go up the ski lift agian!
"we'll bettter hurry if we going to get him." said art looking at miss j with a worry face
"no , i got a plan." said miss j
"oh? ... What is the plan?" asked art
" you go up and i go half way up the hill, you chase him down and i will be here hinding behind a tree and i'll grab him."
Said miss j as art got on the ski lift.
As art went up the hill he saw bratea was the coffee shop looking out the window and have a pop and donuts and watching art go the hill bratea siad to himself " they haveing so mush fun i think lave here and go home."
So that what bratea did got on the bus lughing all the way home minewhlie art come back to miss j told that he can't fine bratea . So the wank back up the hill they looking for . Soon they gived up and art siad to miss j " i think somewhere esls." said art
"yes i think so to let forget him and let have some fun." said miss j as she they down the hill
" yes let's ski who know he seed us and weny home." said art as he followed miss down the hill.
*********** there's a moral to this story **************
*********** when you sking don't spend ****************
*********** your time chaseing birds ********************
*********** specialty bratea !!!!!!! ********************

A raining day

It was raining , and george was watching t.v. When the prower went off he had noting to do .so he looked a round for some thing to do when he had an idea.
Way not make something . He thought. Maybe there someting fun he sat down and think what to make.
" i know, i will make a movie."
Said george to himself " luckly the movie camera got batters."
So george went and the got movie camera in the living room .
"now let see..." said george as he looked in the camera " mmmmm.....oh ! I know i point the camera out the windo and see if anything funny happy out in the rain.
That what george did .. He watch for funny things, out in the rain. Like ... Funny things floting down the gutter what poeple had lost in the rain like. Hats , shoes, cups, umbrellas and boxes and poeple running in the rain without raincoats or umbrellas of useing thing for keeping the rain off then like, newspaper old boxes luch bags and soon ...
Then geoge flemed animals hinding from the rain and unluckly one who are getting wet.
Then the prower came on ....
George was happy.
The t.v was on , but he wasn't watching it we was watching
His rainig day movie all that raing day.

On the srteet

It was a nice sunny day in the town there was a lot of poeple on the srteet going store to store. But not everyone , like bratea he was making funny facese to the pople who was putting their gabage on the sidewakk. Whan a man came up to him with a micorone and he ashed breatea " i'm taking a poll , do you like to be in it ?"
" yes i be happy too !" said bratea said as he looking into the mic.
"what's the question ?" said bratea
" well ... " said the man loking at his paper with the qustion " here is the question number one: do you like today ?"
" yes i do.." said bratea smileing
"why?" asked the man
"because i don't go to school or to work. " sad bratea happly.
" oh i see .." said the man thinking to hiself "why me!" then he went on.
"here's question two: are you happy?"
" yes i am ." said brateaa .
At that pont miss me was back of bratea laughing to herself at what is going on .( she just came out a stre with there lunch.) When the men asked the next question " what you have for luch today?" bearea tured to miss me looked in the bag she was holding and said" we are having day old braed with pink ham and chesse and to drink . Hot milk."
The man's fase turned green ans red then he droped his mic
Put his hands over his mouth and ran to the neastest washroom.
As the man ran away fron them. Bratea yelled to him " i'm just joking we're having bris seed an ham and rye and pop!"
Then bratea turned to miss me and said " this is the tenth time this week , this had happed to me .. Oh ... Well i got a anther nice mic to play with."
So bratea and miss me sat there eating there lunch and playing with the mic.

When quiet barbecue

Quiet is a bad cook . He overcooks everything he can put his hands on. Even when trying no too overcook . He always dose.
For example:

Barbecueing time , that when he dose the most damge.
First , he always gosr to town and buy the beast cuts of meats, some buns and a whole bag of babecue things for the meat and for the barbecuer. NEXT! , he gets out the barbcuer and fell it with charcoal and then put a lot of lighter fuel on it and light it and ...
PHOOF!!
Then for the next hour he just sit there and watch the flames die down with a sick and cooks hotdogs
And then he put the meat on it with alot of barbecue sauce dripping fron it. As the maet cooks.... Quiet buttered the buns and make something to drink like apple pop.
At this point, he turn the meat over on it's other side
The meat looks good to eat ... But not for long yhe coals started to lose it's heat . So, quiet put more lighter fuel on it and more .
THEN
HE
LIGHT
AND
PHOOF !

The flames burns the meat and lights up the sky . Then everyone in the campground come with pack for hotdogs and have an hot dog cook out.
When everyone done there cooking , they lave . With quiet standing there with a every will burned almost charcoalfried pace of meat , with no buns .
This , always makes quiet mad...
But he trys again . The veay next day . And the same thing always happen
Do you think
He ever leaned
To berbecue the,
Right way...
NOPE NEVER !

That, why he is every bad cook !

The lost stamp

It was mail day,
It's the day george loves the must of all of any day of the week
This went his mom being home the mail and he gets all the stamps off the letters
But this mail dail was special for him . His gets a lot of letters . These letters he saw that the stamps came from meny diffen places around theworld like the u.s.a ,gemany, frarce and england to name a few but one stamp thet did strurk out was a rare stamp for canada this old stamp that his mom got from a frind from work that day.
For the next two hours grorge shork the stamps in a bowl of hot water then let dry them on place of newspaper , face down
For the outside and when he came in wind came too and blow all the stamps allover the room"
"oopps!" said his dad "i'm so sorry it's windy day out there."
" that's ok dad just help me to pick up all my stamps from the floor and the other places a auond this room " said george
So they did..
Thay got all the stameps .. But ..one .. The old canada stamp.
George and his dads looked all over the room for it but, they didn't found the missing stamp
Then george's mom called him.
" get ready for dinner go and come your hiar and wash your hands."
" ok mom will do.." said george as he ran up the stairway to the washrom on the to the washroom george thinked to hisself i hope that stamp is ok and i hope to find it befor it's too late." so george washed his hands then comed this hiar as he comed his hair the lost stamp which was stucked on the top of this head all tis time came falling down befor his eyes.
" there you are you bad stamp " he said as he ran down the stairs to the stamp book so he can put in the stamp.
So won't lose it agin . Then happy george horred in to the kichen and sat down for dinner....
******* the morry to this that if you ***********
******* losed something you like ... ************
******* don't worry it will turned up **********
******* somewhere soon when you not ***********
******* looking for it !!! **************

Super yt
Vs
The pickpocket

It was a sunny day, surer yt was looking for some bad guys. To put in jail when he head a cry of help! So super yt when to see who was doing the crying fot help.
It was may. She was sad .
" hi ,may what's bugging you ?" asked super yt
" oh ! Hi surer y.t" said may "some had stolen my hand bag."
" do not say no more!... I'lll will get your hand bag for you!" said super yt , running off to the blue " if it takes me all day !" so.. Super yt looked and looked for the handbag.
When he got by the cookhouse , he haed ather cry for help !
"must be some one in trouble this must be a crime sreee in the cameground i must go over and see who it is." said super yt as he got closer to cookhouse it was jane. She was sitting down and cring.
" hi jane" said super yt " what's bugging you?"
"some one had stolen my money from my coffee can."
" don't worry jane ," said super yt " i'll will sloved ....."
Then super yt stopped and looked over to the trees.
There was an odd looking man by the biggest tree.
Standing there lookintg at them so super yt ran to the man .buy when he got there the man ran so super yt follow him .
"stop ! ... You pickpocketer .... Stop ... In the name of the law !" yelled super yt . But the man didn't stop he raned fester then he he stared to drop things like handbags,wallets , money, rings and other things to slow down super yt.
But super yt just klep on runing and jane who was following super yt she was picking up all the thing was droped by the man.
So out to the highway they went and the ran they passed a police car . Anf the police car followed them with it's lights on they went up hills, down hills through inttersectiond . And soon thet got back where had started from .... The campground.
But soon they got ther the pickpocet disappeard in a row of gabge cans.
Super yt started to look and look but .... There was too many cans.
Then, bratea came along singing to hiself the he stop ed and looked at super yt looking at cans so he went up to him.
"what's are you doing surer yt?" asked breata " need any help?"
" yes kid .. There's a bad man in one of there cans " said super yt
" oh .. I see" bratea " wow cool a bad man!"
"yes lid he is an cook ." said super yt
"mmmmmmmmmm ..... " said bratea sa he wallked up and down the line of the can then he walked down to the end of the line of cans.
"the one .." bratea he open the can , and there in the can ... Was pickpcket quickly super ran over and grabed the pickpocket and haned him over to the cops and he as that he told bratea " tell may and jane thai i got them man and thanks fot your help bratea ."
So bratea told may and jane the news and everyone was happy.

"you got to be joking!"

Quiet bought a new video camera. So he can tape himself cooking and playing hes gurtar. That was't a hot ider
That because , anything he do on tape . He have the hadbit of goofing it up
So .... Quiet set the camera in the kitchen. Then ... He got a cookbok the hartest one in the kitchen and piced out to do on tape ....
"thes will be the great making of "fish la egg !" siad queit " i need somone to help me!" fist he asked miss j if she want to help him
"NO!" she yelled "YOU GOT BE JOKING! Quiet every time i do some time i do something fou you.
You alway damage some thing of mine !"
Then , quiet ask art
"NO!," siad art "YOU GOT TO BE JOKING!, i'm too buzy writing this new song to help you !"
Then quiet asked everyone ,bur the awsrew wa the same " NO !, YOU GOT TO BE JOKING ! If you went us to do you pay us $10.00 bucks!"
So ... Quiet did it himsele he set up the camera and turn it on. Then, quiet started his cooking video.
" hi ! You people out their in t .v land : said quiet "today i will do FISH LA EGG!" then quiet got an dozen of eggs and put it in pot of water .
" 1th we cook the eggs in the hot water" said quiet next he walked over to the deep freezer , open it up and tooked out a pack of cod .then he put the whole thing in the box and all in the pot.
"we cook the fish with the eggs !" said quiet , as he went over to the cupboard and got a bunch of spices and thew then in the pot.
"i put in a lot of spices in here so you have some favor ,now ... We wait as the water to boil .." said quiet as he grab his joke book from the kitchen table. For the next 35 mins. Quiet standed a front of the stove and tell dumd jokes from the book.
As the water boil , quiet put in the following things:
1 block of butter
3 onions
18 unopened packs of salt
2 cans of pepper
2 wet naps
7 bags of poteas
89 1/2 lds. Of left over from last night dinner
4 big bag of rice
2 cans of old yeast.
Then,quiet sir ingredients then put a lid on it
" cook it all of this for 1hour and 15 mins." said quiet " as we wait i tell you more of my jokes!"
As quiet talk the pots lowly started to moved and the "poof!"
The kithen hed became one big "fish la egg !"
"aggggh!" sceam quiet "agggh"
Then miss j came running into the kitchen. " you will clean up this mess!" yelled miss j " or no dinner for a week!"
"YOU GOT TO BE JOKING!" said queit
'No !" said miss j as she walkout the door. So quiet clean up the kiche .. But ... He was happy why??
Well , he just made the funnest home video of this year !

The follow story was at the time my last one i did't wtirt one untill 2000 that you will be read soon so the is the folling stroy..

Bretea's new bed

7:00 in the morring ! On a cold winter day in campgrpound somewhen in the yukon .there was a bird named bretea. He just got up from his bed, to go over to over to cookhouse 7# when he hearb a big " BANG , CRASH ,THUMP !!" his treee that he sleepe in just had been knoked over. By ted the park keeper with his truck.
"opps sorry for for that!" said ted " my truck hit a pice of ice !"
" that's ok, it's winter " said a very sad bretea " i can allways find a new tree. But not a bed ." said bretea poined to his bed " the fall had knoked it to the ground and now it's all in smached up !" then slowly truned and walked away from ted
"boy i feel very sad for him!" siad ted " i did this ... Now he don't have a hame , i better get my friend miss j to help me of he start useing the park's garbage cans as his home!"
So ted when over to miss j's tent.
Miss j was coking her backfast , as ted came up to her
"he miss j how are you on this cold morring?" asked ted in low quiet voice.
" just fine but, telling by your voice that you are feeling sad" said miss j as she sat down with her food.
" i nocked over by mistake bretea's home this morring now i feel low and sad!" said ted " i need some help on makeing him a new one."
" ah!, that's too bad fom him!" said miss j "ihave an idle , why not you take him out ti lunch,,,,"
Bemiss j can what she waw saying ted but it :" LUNCH!" yelled ted "he needed a new bad NOT LUNCH!"
"wait ,,,,i'm not finsh yet !" said miss j " my friends and i will make him a new one and when you come back with brtea from lunch , he will be sirpize!"
" yeh , that's great!" said ted " i get started on this , and you do the rest of it !" then ted zomed off to find bratea.
At 12:01 ted and bratea at whitehouse . When ted turned to bretea and said " i got a surprize for you!"
"oh what?" said bretea in a joyfull vioce..
"some ice cram?" asked bratea
"no not ice craem just follow me" said ted
So batea folled ted to a tree close to the back of cookhouse 7# .then bretae looked up at the tree and saw all his friend and other people who lived in the campgroud who know him ..
" SURPIZE HERE IS YOU NEW BED!" said everone as they poined up to his new bed.
"it's got all you need a tv , a rideo lights and heat !" said miss j
"thanks !" said bratea " but why you done all of this for me?"
"because, we love you" said ted " and whar frines do wen a friend is in touble we pich in and help a fiend in need."
"thank yo eveyone !" said ae he ran up to the tree , then clamb up.
I don't have a bed anymore now i've a home ! Said a very happy joyfull bratea " is any there anything ro do name it ted!"
"nope !" said ted " by haveing you up there i don't have to worry of you sleeping in my gabage cans"
Then ever one langhed . Then eveyone haved a nice day knwing thay haed helped someone in toulbe
******** the morrer of this stroy is **********
******** "help a fiend some day he ***********
******** will help you !" *************

and the other call the clock done by my bother h.b

(make her smarter then of bother quiet he only have an I.Q. of 200) !
sady he die in the story called" the firestorm:
the birth and death and rebirth of the
jay family
(the drummer of the am) back in 1976 but I turned it into bretea the Yukon chicken in 1984
you will leand of him in this book
sady he too die in the story called" the firestorm:
the birth and death and rebirth of the
jay family
he die in the story called" the firestorm:
the birth and death and rebirth of the
jay family with his dad
sady she die in the story called" the firestorm:
the birth and death and rebirth of the
jay family
sady she die in the story called" the firestorm:
the birth and death and rebirth of the
jay family
some for this you my all readly read but this too was a big part miss j 's life too
it aout thing i done ove the year is to dreaw mazes and other trp of puzzles
that some i tpt on the apple IIc too
this is the other one i was talking about
like 007!
i like to add out in the parking lot when i rewote this for this book but at the time miss j was nice never to0k thing like tih out she was't that try of a lady but you call fell it it this stoiy
that next door of her restaurant
and what that adea for her line say if it told i be cossing that line the only they i can tell you she zip open some that he was going to see.
therey got that name because there hair is red as cherries and they love to eat chrries and drink cherry pop and rootbeer.
i wrote this story in 1986 2 years befor ya and kate got marryed it was pain to write a soty about the marryes but did in my stirp instand
janes's sister and jane is the other they are trplets
at 1th i put down "booeze" in the story but went i rewrote this i took and and put in "pop" why i don't any more and missj even did who knows why i put that word there
it a lost poem that i over looked as i did my miss jenffer's song last year
by the why bill is read a duck in my stip and this one of store i done a bout him
i wrote this one after a big rain wind storm in end which ab
is the golden ram like alway he called diffen name in most of story at this time